remember that time this semester when I was talking to people and got asked if I played sports and I literally busted out laughing
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you know what should be a thing? like, marriage, except it’s for friends
and you have this big ceremony thing where all your friends and family are there and you say that you wanna be best bros for life and shit
and on the night of the ceremony you dont have sex but you get a hotel room and eat pizza and play video games or have a marathon of your favourite tv show and then you go on a bronymoon
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When a girl says she has experimented with girls, that does not necessarily mean she’s bi.
She may just be an evil scientist.
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there’s no law
saying that prose
broken up across lines
to give it rhythm
can’t be poetry too
because it’s an art of words
a blank canvas
with no rules
so stop being fucking dickheads
and let people create
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